Thursday, October 16, 2008

constipation? (don't read while eating) 便秘?(お食事中の人は読まんといてね)

i have been such a good boy - i haven't made any bathroom mistakes for a while. (knock knock on wood) but it happened... i did it again!

i was taking a very nice walk in a park with my parents and my girlfriend zoe and her parents. i knew i wanted to go to bathroom, so i was trying to find a perfect spot for my pooping. i found the spot, and i tried so hard to poop but it didn't come out. i didn't know why. i walked around in a pooping position for a while. then finally my poop came out... and we found something orange in it...

it was an ear plug! i must have eaten the ear plug the night before. i thought it was an orange candy, though. i think this plug was blocking my poop way. (isn't it a perfect shape to block?) ah, i feel much better now. dad, should i give this plug back to zoe's dad?

chubu walked: power walk
chubu peed: 6 times
chubu pooped: 3 times





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