Wednesday, June 25, 2008

pee like a man 大人なオシッコ


today is a memorable day. i peed like a man in soho! i came to my mom's work today, and when we walked at lunch time, i peed with my leg up. woohoo! i heard my mom saying "oh no" but i think she meant "oh yes!" i don't know why i thought of peeing with my leg up, but it just came naturally.

however (however! what a matured word!), while peeing with my leg up, i got so tired. so i had to go back to my regular style of peeing. i think i had too much water. that pee went on and on, and i made a biggest pee puddle ever. that felt so good. i feel so accomplished today.

chubu walked: 5 times
chub peed: 1.5 liter
chubu pooped: 500g

今日は記念すべき日だがねー。今日はソーホーで、大人の男スタイルでオシッコしたんだに。アヤコの仕事に一緒に来て、お昼の散歩のとき、後ろ足をあげてオシッコしたんだぎゃー。イエーイ!アヤコが「いやだー」って言っとるのが聞こえたけど、たぶんあれは「チュウブすごい!エラい!」の聞き間違いだに。なんで後ろ足あげてオシッコしようと思ったのかはわからんけど、自然にできたんだに。大人になった気分だなもー。

しかしながら(『しかしながら』だって!なんて大人な言葉遣いだなも!)大人スタイルでオシッコしとるあいだ、すぐに疲れてまって、やっぱりいつも通りのやりかたでオシッコを終えたんだに。ちょっと今日は水を飲み過ぎたみたいだなもー。でーら長いオシッコだったもんで、あしもとにでらでかいオシッコのみずたまりができたんだに。あれはいい気持ちだったねー。なんか今日はいっぱいやり遂げた!って感じがするなも。

今日の散歩:5回
今日のオシッコ:1.5リットル
今日のウンチ:500グラム

2 comments:

Hannah said...

hi cousin chubes! sometimes... i switch legs while i'm peeing! and sometimes, i loose my balance and put my little footie down. why do we have to lift our leg anyway... my aunt abby doesn't... so sometimes, i don't. but i can't resist tufts of grass and my neighbor dog remy's fence!

chubu said...

sulley! i didn't know you can switch legs while peeing! i will try to master that trick. does the leg length matter? i think your legs are so much longer than mine...